CUSTOMER SERVICE WEB chats are usually dull affairs with neither party really making an effort with the other. At least one person usually winds up being frustrated or dissatisfied.

TL;DR – they’re nothing to write home about.

Until now, that is.

An Irishman named Daragh was using Optical Express for research purposes when he got talking to a customer service agent named Graeme.

It started off like with the some cordial introduction and Daragh revealing that he was on top secret business.

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They became fast friends and soon started bonding over James Bond and music.

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Then things got real deep.

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But they quickly steered it back to LAD stuff

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Before enquiring as to what each other’s plans were for the evening.

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But then disaster struck and Daragh was cut off! How would he resume his chats with Graeme?

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Fortunately, they soon reconnected.

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And resumed bonding over their lovely girlfriends/crap lunches.

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Before parting ways and bidding farewells

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<3 u, Graeme.

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